{"id":796,"date":"2016-04-22T07:15:26","date_gmt":"2016-04-22T14:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.majorscorner.com\/?p=796"},"modified":"2026-03-07T18:12:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T03:12:50","slug":"under-the-palapa-work-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/majorscorner.com\/?p=796","title":{"rendered":"Under the Palapa&#8230;.Work.2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Under the Palapa....Work.2\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Last week I told you about my attempts to find a way to earn a living in P.V. Here are more jobs I cannot do.<br \/>\nFor instance those two guys who spray wet sand on themselves, then wait for it to dry before sitting in the sun at a table with a chess board, to the delight of tourists. People pay money to sit beside them and have their pictures taken.<!--more--><br \/>\nAs an experiment I tried to replicate the sand thing with a few friends in the privacy of our balcony. It was not a success. I swallowed many granules and have been using enormous amounts of face lotion ever since. I am not sure if one sandy wrinkle isn\u2019t permanent.<br \/>\nThere is someone dressed as an ape outside the Zoo club on the malec\u00f3n who, by the afternoon, looks as if he\/she will be a dead chimp. I don\u2019t know how he \u2013 for the purposes of this column &#8212; does it. He stands stoically in the sun but then jumps around if you look at him.<br \/>\nWhat about the guy who balances rocks on the beach? He let me have a go a while back, and I damn near broke my foot. I mean they are bloody heavy and I could find no hooks on them, so I guess he actually balances the stones after all, and I cannot do that.<br \/>\nBut the one who really blows my mind is the dancing pharmacist. He appears mostly in the summer, which would give Hades a run for its money as far as heat is concerned. Because he pops up in the July-August period, the tourists miss his antics, which is a pity because whoever is inside that rubber suit deserves applause.<br \/>\nHere is a man in an eight-foot-high foam rubber cartoon suit that is supposed to represent your local druggist writ large. The character is a huge bald man with wire glasses wearing a white coat above enormous trousers.<br \/>\nThere he stands at a farmacia on Allende, dancing madly to music from a giant speaker. By the early afternoon, there are pools of sweat where his feet stamp the blistering hot sidewalk, and he is clearly becoming crazed. One particularly warm day, I saw him collapse and bounce through traffic as a result. He reminded me of a large sponge lying face down, clinging to a curb, as a blue bus swerved to avoid the apparition.<br \/>\nI looked through the face-screen in the middle of the stomach only to see bug eyes looking back as if he was taking confession at a church. My hat is off to that man, but I can\u2019t do that either.<br \/>\nOn a different subject altogether, I love this late April-early May time of year. It is not overly warm and we get our city back. By that I mean we are once again recognized at out favourite restaurants after the high spenders of the season have gone home to their mansions in the U.S. and Canada.<br \/>\nMost of us who remain are on draconian budgets because our spouses have just figured out that we could possibly live well into our 70s and not die the snappy deaths our wives had once thought for this year or next. It appears that Mexico agrees with us old duffers \u2013 all that fruit and veggies, and we have no intention of popping off for the foreseeable. Hence the small budgets. We have to stretch the funds.<br \/>\nThe restaurants pick up on these signs of the lower middle class quickly, as we have no starters or desserts and only a lowly Spanish wine that is shipped by tanker. In short they don\u2019t want our sort in high season.<br \/>\nHowever it is a different scenario at this time of the year as they \u201cfireman lift\u201d us to our tables for a complimentary salad and margarita. Suddenly I am Se\u00f1or Dalton again who is kind enough to visit their restaurant once more. They wonder aloud why they have not seen us for months and their life is better now for our presence.<br \/>\nThey never had a free table for us in the last six months. Now they guide us to our seats in the mostly empty rooms with tears in their eyes and welcome us back with perhaps a local discount. Hooray.<br \/>\nCopyright Christopher Dalton 2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Under the Palapa....Work.2\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Last week I told you about my attempts to find a way to earn a living in P.V. 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