I know that I have written on this subject before as I want none of my loyal readers to think that their Major has lost the plot as it were, but we must begin to cheer up and put a little jump into our step. We have become I am afraid too dependent on the great nanny of government rather than the loving arms of our families which are after all designed to nurture and forgive us all our trespasses etc.
I am jumping around a bit I know but can one imagine living in London during the 17th century where one got a ringside seat to the bloodiest civil war in English history, followed by regicide, “warts and all” Cromwell, and 10 years of the depressing commonwealth. However that century was just warming up for it was visited no fewer than five times by our friend, the Black Death . 7000 London fatalities a week in 1665 with many unfortunates being boarded up alive in their hovels to stop the spread of the rat flea named Xenopsylla Cheopis.
Month: April 2016 (Page 1 of 2)
Two weeks ago I had my 70th birthday, which was lovely, if these things can be counted as lovely, since these celebrations heave us another step closer to the darkness.
Casey, a delicious female friend, said: “You will love your 70s, Chris,” which somehow helped. Might as well enjoy it, I mean there is not much I can do about it at this stage, is there? I still feel fairly good although I cannot squat anymore – it is just a lean-down kind of thing now.
I still go for runs along the malecon, but if I am fair, it is more like a quick shuffle than an actual run. I tell my wife it is so that I can see what is going on around me rather than a blur, as in the past. She just shakes her head sadly.
Just before my birthday, I had what I thought was a great idea: I would sit down and make a list of all those I might have upset over the last 70 years. I would prove to them that I have matured and ask for their forgiveness. It took longer than I thought, but luckily after a bit of research I found a good number had died, so that cut the list back a bit.
For some reason, none of the women took my calls and most of the guys just said “Mmmmmm.” One old fellow said he did not remember me doing anything wrong to him, so I reminded him, upon which he called me “a horrible bastard” and hung up. But the point of the exercise was that I would feel better and I did. That dreadful term “closure.”
One of my birthday presents was a pair of binoculars. I am not sure why the term should be a pair as you only get one, don’t you? The problem with English, eh? Anyway this gift has opened up a whole new world from our perch in the sky above El Centro, some of it surprising. For instance before the binoculars I could just make out in the distance a pretty mother breast feeding her child. I felt I was seeing the very essence of Mexican life. With some magnification my beautiful scene became a middle aged Mexican lady entertaining a small bald man on her lap. Shocked, I demurely looked elsewhere.
However most of the time I see splendid things with my new binoculars, such as ships arriving in the bay and fishing boats returning with their catches. There is also an enormous yacht in our bay so I drip with envy as I watch the on-board activity. It is I guess, the idle lower middle class looking at the idle rich. The life of our small city by the sea comes into focus every day and I am grateful for the gift.
On a sadder note, I am becoming more and more concerned with the dogs of our neighbourhood lately. There seems to be an explosion of numbers, as every balcony and rooftop has a sad story to tell of chained or restricted dogs left outside with no shade, sitting in their own waste. Day after day I watch these wailing animals bark away their existence without a sign of kindness from their so-called owners. It breaks my heart. I know many readers will say that if I don’t like it I should go home because this is Mexico. That was the position we used to take, but now that we have bought here and pay taxes we feel we are a part of this neighbourhood.
When I ask the locals why they do not complain about this open cruelty, they simply shrug and say they could never criticize a neighbour, however much they agree with us, because he/she would lose face.
I have called authorities but nothing much happens. Once someone showed up and took a few pictures of the outside of the house but nothing more. I sometimes wish we did not have such a wonderful view of the city and now recently enhanced by my birthday gift, as we are witness to much more than just the beauty of the glorious Pacific. We love it, of course, but now with a local perspective.
Copyright Christopher Dalton 2016
I think I am as open-minded as the next chap who holds himself to five martinis a day and likes his roast beef well done, but cats on our bed during the night would try the patience of a saint. I could see St. Francis of Assisi preparing to turn in his saint ribbon if some follower did not remove said cats from his wooden pallet forthwith.
Last week I told you about my attempts to find a way to earn a living in P.V. Here are more jobs I cannot do.
For instance those two guys who spray wet sand on themselves, then wait for it to dry before sitting in the sun at a table with a chess board, to the delight of tourists. People pay money to sit beside them and have their pictures taken.
I always smile when I hear about people who have moved to a subdivision at the end of an airport runway because it is less expensive and then complain to government about the noise. The same goes for those who move to a “wonderful house” beside an animal rendering plant and then are shocked, shocked by the unseemly odours.
But I do not begrudge the outraged neighbours their dismay about the squalor of Victoria’s infamous Tent City. They did not sign on for this eyesore, and it is not fair.