More rumours from the back rooms of the club… Marmalade could be cut from the menu as the Jam crowd is pushing for elimination of anything but J.
Several different “Marm” committees have held meetings over this explosive subject already. The foremost one is lead by the one-armed colonel who rescued his regiment’s marmalade during the retreat from Crete during WW II. He now says after being helped to his feet, that he did not fight a war to see the end of his favourite spread at the club. He then fell over but before he did he left us with these fateful words, “It is only the start, you’ll see.”
We now have to put up with sniggering “Jammers” about the place. However we are hoping to ally ourselves with the very bitter “Kipper” school of thought, and they seem amenable for once. Stay tuned.
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