The club is roiling today, with sights of mems rubbing their temples in angst. The reason for all this? There have been reports of some hooligan(s) relieving the club’s wine cellar of more than a few of its bottles.
Now here is the real googly of it all, the wine stolen, for there is no other word for it, was Canadian! To be even more geographically correct, it came from our dear Vancouver Island. Now I have not tried any of the missing wine, but those that have say it is a little rough, but improving in that it no longer comes with a white stick.
You will be delighted to know that the club Lafite-medoc is still below stairs but there is someone in the bosom of the club who has done this.
We must search for a crazed patriot with a mixed palate who has limited funds.
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