May I ask the question of my female readers, that of :
Do you really approve of your men having beards?
I am curious because around this seaside burgh there appears to be an enormous number of hirsute male faces about. I recall that I did not enjoy having an uncle of mine rub his hairy face into my tender neck when I was but a boy, then why should women? But they must. Even with bits of debris and half eaten food scattered about their men’s stubbled faces.
I enquired of a fellow club mem, Dr Tenure of the nearby University why this might be? He claimed that apart from hiding his very weak chin, it gave him a look of emanate wisdom, which is important when teaching “Psychological diseases we have not thought of yet”
Fine but that does not explain all the rest. Entire offices look not unlike parole hearings.
It always seems to me as if it prematurely ages a chap. Often one comes across males who have lovely brown hair with a white beard, now who wants that?
But in the end if the women don’t mind, what can the rest of us say?
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